Hoot Hoot

Like Woodsy & Smokey rolled together bluntly. My name is Eduardo and I'm here to start fires and clean up Internet trash. This is generally a humor blog with my own personal twist. I surf the web for funny images and lolz cats. Look around, ask some questions and remember - Give a hoot, pollute creativity.

lord-kitschener:


#same

smokingisrad:

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amphiaria:

NO artificial flavors

NO preservatives

NO artificial colors

JUST bees

ONLY bees

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archiemcphee:

These awesomely altered neighborhood watch signs are the handiwork of Toronto, Ontario-based artist Andrew Lamb. The nondescript street signs have been posted around Toronto for years, which meant that everyone was so used to them they just blended into the scenery.

Andrew Lamb tells CBC:

I walked by and thought those signs would be much better with a superhero up there. The first one was a splash page — a common thing in comic books, a bunch of superheros popping out at you. Then came Batman and Robin, RoboCop, Beverly Hills Cop, and then it snowballed.

Lamb’s superheroic enhancements are sure to get the signs noticed by upstanding citizens and potential criminals alike. Heck, we’d probably think twice about simply jaywalking if we thought Mister Rogers was watching.

Follow Andrew Lamb’s on Instagram to check out many more of his fantastically altered signs.

[via 22 Words, Neatorama and Nerd Approved]

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most girls:

hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap

me:

no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

Turtle neck.

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

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Currently

Currently

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itstimeforcomics:

i have no idea what im doing but happy fathers day 

itstimeforcomics:

i have no idea what im doing but happy fathers day 

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